you suck Dimaano!

You're born, you die, and in between you make a lot of mistakes.
-anonymous

I suck for many reasons and those are...


I forget the spelling of some words like "tomorrow"  which sometimes I write "tommorow". I am afraid of spiders   even the little ones because of some incident. I talk to much that I eat dinner alone first and end up eating alone  because they're done. I suck at speaking and writing in English. I hate fitted clothes. I can't remember stuff even though I've just heard and see it in a while. I can't fully express myself in written words because they can't understand my point. I'm a middle child. I have ADD that many gets irritated at because they thought that I was not listening when they are the ones talking. 
I'm a deep sleeper that there is this one time that I fell of the bed and carried back to bed three times without me knowing it. I suck for I tend to forget what my age is. I suck  because sometimes when I talk my saliva spits out and that's not good at all. haha. I suck because fully watched the movie "Lord of the rings". I suck because whenever someone asks me on the spot I kinda show my blank poker face and forgets what the person asked. I went to a concert and doesn't know the new songs they were singing but after the concert I get addicted to it. I suck in lying that I'm panicking in front of a person. I suck because I never had a boyfriend yet. I suck because I don't drink "yet". haha. I suck because I can't understand an instruction I need to read it again or someone to explain it to me well. I suck because I'm afraid to commute alone whenever I'm in my hometown. I suck because I can'y eat bulalo and alamang. I suck because I'm afraid to break some rules. I suck being a girl because many say that I act and sound like a guy at a first look, that they thought I was a lesbo. I suck that I have this awkward pose at family photos. I suck because I'm small and stout just like a teapot. 

how my siblings describes me

My friends says that I suck because..
...I don't know how to fly.
...I don't know how to say no.
...I don't know when to stop working.
...I don't go at some gala.


I SUCK! 
-Kristina Dimaano

So EPIC I wanna DIE!!!

Do you know me?! If NO, you're  missing half of your life. If YES, well you're so BLESSED!!

To start with.. I'm epic because I'm ME! I was named after a model witch turns out to be a brand of chocolate too. I may be SMALL but I can do great BIG awesome things like planking on the window of a belfry, hanging on the side of a kalesa(action movie type) just to take a picture. I am epic for I also have many crazy FRIENDS, three epic SIBLINGS and two awesome PARENTS.

my very own awesome family

few of my collection

I know how to dance ballet, jazz, hip-hop and ballroom. I listen to legendary bands. I know lot's of movies. I'm an athlete in the sports of Volley Ball, Swimming, Taekwondo and Aikido but I stopped due to an operation last year. I start ridding a bicycle when I was 7 years old. I like photography. I sometimes have my own world that many find it weird. I don't know if you consider this epic but I have a collection of deadly weapons like different blades(knife) and a taser.

this is nikon when he was still a bunny

I am a jolly person. I have a mole that nobody usually have. I make people happy in different simple ways. I am talkative but I can keep a secret and I keep my promises. I can stay up late  until 6 am in the morning talking to somebody. I can entertain people. I have an awesome ass that many are jealous at. I have a killer smile. I laugh hilariously that you will also laugh with no reason. I can control my tickle spots up to the point that I can't be tickled anymore. I know how to play the drums. I know how to use the butterfly knife but not not on a person I never tried that yet. Haha. I know how to look for clothes that is stylish yet cheap in price. I am strong that I kick my kuya's butt. I can open a soda bottle using my teeth. I first enrolled at a dance school before I was enrolled in a kindergarten. I love animals like rabbits, cats, dogs, snake and iguana. =) 

my sister is afraid of touching it. It's skin is cold and slippery =)

I also asked some of my friends and they said:

I'm epic because...

...I have a friend like them. 

...I have the guts to do epic deeds (which I don't really know what particular deeds is that.)

...I can be myself wherever and whenever.

...I am determined.

...I am talented.

...I am sweet friendly and caring at the same time.
...I am beautiful.
...girls and guys are having a crush on me because of my new haircut. (weird) haha 

these are some of my friends.

lastly I'M EPIC because I'm in BENILDE

that's all thanks for reading. =)
-Kristina Dimaano

Oh Mahn, She Epic Yo

I'm epic because I know how to do muay thai and use it against you. I am flexible even if I'm chubby. I'm chubby but voluptuous. I can do the split. I can take awesome pictures. I kicked a guys balls on purpose. I know how to box like Manny Paquiao. I am pro in swimming except for the butterfly stroke. Light skinned or dark skinned, I'm still pretty. I love God. I have three people who I call my twins that I don't look alike in any way. I dance like a woman with no bones. I'm a virgin since birth. I'm a non conformist. I don't take shit from people. I can jiggle like theres no tomorrow. I have a "manang" laugh. I love Miss De Dios. I'm awesome with "the moves". I'm a chill chill person/mamoy. I'm still sexy even if I'm chubby. I look awesome in pictures. I am the u in pictures. I can make you laugh. I am so funny. OHYEAH IM SO EPIC MAHN.


Posted By: Avrille Phyllis Gutierrez

Avrille, You Sucketh

I suck because..

     I'm afraid of the dark. I have never rode the huge roller coaster in Enchanted Kingdom. I can't go on a day without eating something illegal to my body; chocolates and sweet drinks. I eat too much rice and always ask for more. I have a really bad butterfly stroke. I can't go to public bathrooms alone. I am afraid of being alone. I can't love someone without hurting them. I can't fit into a size small in clothes. I loathe pink. I don't know how to skateboard like a pro. I am a confused person who doesn't know when to say no. I can't keep my priorities straight. Sometimes I forget to take a bath. I effort too much for friends. I am a pushover and I know it. I'm immature in a lot of ways. I just learned to speak up in college. It's hard for me to feel accepted. I always feel insecure everyday when a person looks at me differently. I think boys are all heart breakers. I get drowsy when it's hot and I'm wide awake when it's cold. I have an addiction to smelling things that are new. I have big fat legs. I have bigger boobs than you. I am confused in many ways possible. I can be boyish and girlish, I don't know why. I'm accidentally in love. I don't know how to use make up properly. I can't see him for a year.

Epic Pauline!

Hey guys! So here is the other side of me... Epic Pauline on your way!

I'm epicly awesome in terms of being in a creative industry. One exaple is whenver I sing, I feel so proud because this is what I've got, a talented young filipino singer, Like what other people say.... that filipino people are really good and passionate about the music and the arts.

I'm just a simple and average person but for me... I'M SUPER DUPER AWESOME!!! HELL YEAH!!!

Not that I'm bragging or anything its just that other people say that they believe in what I have and will be succesful someday with it. It's Gods given gift and I know there's a reason for that. I'm awesome because whenever there is a challenge that life would give me, I was able to bring laughter and smiles towards other people and myself as well and most importantly is that I'm awesome because I know whatever may life brings me, I note to myself that I can do this with the loving guide of God, My Family and Friends.

I BELIEVE THAT I'M ONE OF THE MOST EPICLY COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH!

Posted By: Pauline Geneblazo

Pauline Suck as Hell!

Okay here's the deal I suck because I suck in english both speaking and in writing. I feel so down whenever I make an effort in doing it even though I know I am thats why whenever I recite in class I can't do it... NADA! Not a single hand from me will be seen, that's why I don't have the confidence. I feel I am the most BOBO whenever it comes to english but I can say I'm kinda good in grammar but.. what the heck we are talking about english here people! English for me is Hell... I SUCK AS HELL! Because of these I thought to myself that I'm such a big loser, that I feel I'm a useless person. I feel like I can't do anything good nor beautiful and that's why I feel all the bad luck that is known around the world happened to me.

FAIL = ME!

Posted by: Pauline Geneblazo

The Epic Isabella!

I am way beyond awesome because I can be so creative with things I want to be creative about.
This is a picture that I took from a School Organization that I joined to Called Optic View Which I won 3rd place. I am so epic because I have a lot of talents and hey! I'm proud of it. I can sing, Dance, Take good photos (hence the photo), I can play the piano and the guitar, I can act, I can cook well if you consider it as a talent but I know Its a skill. HAHA I can draw, I can make jewelries and can do anything or I can BE anything Whenever I wan to!

I am Epic because I have an awesome family which sometimes are way too serious about everything but I LOVE THEM!

My Titas, Tito and cousins <3

My Perfect Family <3

 Whenever my friends needs my help, I'm always there for them, getting ready for my arms to cry on.

Here is a picture of my friends back in Iloilo...

I am epic because I have a nice body shape until now. Even how much I eat I was able to keep my body as sexy as always hahaha. No seriously!

SIDEWAYS HAHAHA
I CAN STILL BRING IT ON BITCHES! 

 I may think negative from life's perspective but I can try to be positive in some ways which is try and try and never to fail to try again. Now that's epic! Although people may bring me down, I still put my head up high and get inspired by the people who hurts me, Inspiration in a way to change my being for them. I am epic because I always learn to love my enemies. HONESTLY, SWEAR. I know they have a reason for doing such things to me. They better be! (Evil Laugh) I don't know how to get angry to my fellow mortals for a long time, I can never learn how to do that, which is good. right? 


 I always find myself looking out for others before myself. I'm awesome because I believe that I have the determination to live happily in life itself even though everything seems to fall into pieces and it will come one day that all these pieces will be glued back together again like a stone. Being strong is one awesome quality that I have because if I'm not strong enough to fight for what I live for, how will I be able to survive what life brings me. I can feel pain and being lonely at times and that's because I'm  breathing. I'm happy that I am. Who isn't? well except for those emo people out there which I have nothing or any bad thoughts towards you guys... I completely understand on what kind of life your going through.

Life is hard my friend, Get a helmet and that helmet is your faith and relationship between god. But hey If you don’t give a shit about God, I’m sorry that’s the way I live my life.  Without God there is No life at all!

From all I've been through I survived it with the help of God. Trust me people of the world!!!! God.... truely care for us because we are his people and children. That's why I learned to have faith from him because I know how it feels like being bullied at school and being sickly so.....

Mind as well as an experience that makes me stronger as I am today. So I challenge you.Yes you! Have patience in life, it will come one day but it will take time but are you willing to take this challenge for the better you?

and that's why I'm Epicly awesome!
 ONE GOD,ONE LOVE...GOD LOVES YA AND WE HAVE TO LOVE US! HAHAHA

Posted By Isabella Borromeo